Freakin' lady freakin' out on us!!!

So, this freakin' lady freaked out on Dan and I today! The pic below is from our screen that shows whose ringing our door bell... 2 are of her, cause she's crazy and she rang it twice in a row!! and the other one is the security gaurd from our building... I wasn't able to fit her husband's pic in this pic, but he came to our place too!

First thing this morning a man came to the door. Dan was still sleeping at this point. The man was nice, he spoke almost all Korean and basically he told me that he lived in the apartment below us and his wife is angry cause the ashes from our cigarettes were landing on her banister railing... I brought him in, showed him our ash tray and said we won't ash out the window anymore.

Then the security rings us a few minutes later and insists that I come with him. I go into the ladies apartment only to be met with a psychotic, eye twitching, Korean screaming bitch. At this point Dan woke up and came to our door to hear what was going on. She was up in my face, yelling so loud that Dan could clearly hear her from our place upstairs... I tried to explain the game plan for future smokes and apologize, but she didn't relent. So I got bitchy and stormed outta there.

Minutes later she rang our bell. We opened the door, upon seeing Dan she calmed down a bit, but still continued spazzing out on us. We eventually felt it necessary to show her our balcony and how we would smoke from then on. She wasn't satisfied. All of a sudden, low and behold! she spoke English!! Granted it was broken, but we could understand her. She asked us what country we were from, where we worked, threatened to call the police, several times... threatened to call our boss (we lied about where we work). She told us she and her husband are high class and that "Everday! EVERDAY! I clean up the ashes!! I can't sleep at night!! I can't sleep!" Well, my question is why did it take her 2 months to talk to us and how is it that she is so high class and yet has zero people and communication skills?? And, what? You can't sleep? Really? Come on, psycho! How obsessed are you!!?

We're pissed! We're thinking about putting a flaming bag of a hot steamer on her door step... maybe that will bring us some peace of mind...