
So, I have been sick for the past week and I have been to 2 doctor's offices. One was a whirlwind check up. He had me on a swivel chair. Swirling me around left, right... breath! Check my heart rate with the stethoscope... turn. Open your mouth! "Ahhh". Close your mouth and your eyes! Spray some stuff up my nose. In the mean time there's a nurse checking my temp through my ear and looking in my other ear to check my drum. Swivel... turn, poke, prod... breath... about 3 minutes later I was finished my check up and walking outta there with a prescription.
Next... my ear starts hurting a few days later. I walk into Hugh Hefner's medi-center! Pimped out! Purple velvet couches and throw pillows! Whoa... So I wait in this luxurious waiting room... hoping the doctor is having a busy day and I can sit in there a bit longer.
My name gets called, I enter the docs room. He is wearing a head band thing with a circular mirror at the forehead! Yeah, he was! Anyways, he checks my ears. He puts a metal knife type thing on my teeth, hits it and in my right ear (my sore ear) I can hear this crazy ringing! Then he sprays this mystery spray up my nostrils and then puts a long silver thing up there and looks off to his right. So I follow his gaze and there on these big tv screens is my nostril! He has a camera in my nostril... and the stuff he sprayed up there looks really gross when it's magnified on the big screen. So he takes a still shot and does the same with the other... the interiors of my nostrils, frozen on the big screen... nice. He tells me that if the medicine doesn't work, that the worst case scenario would be them making an incision on my ear drum to let the fluid drain out externally.... I was diagnosed with an inner ear infection that started in my throat. So, prescription in hand I am leaving the office and I am nabbed by a nurse and sat down in this chair... one more thing before you go! She puts stethoscope type ear phones on me and out pours the bass. Yes, pure bass played into my ears for 2-3 minutes, to try and loosen up the fluid to promote drainage... I finished with that, walked through Hugh's lobby and left.













